tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65621042012-02-16T07:34:32.721-05:00Hear the Podcast on ItunesT.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.comBlogger6291100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-9856414702726920232012-01-15T22:58:00.001-05:002012-01-15T23:00:10.695-05:00

I'm writing this post from the Man Cave, aka my basement. It's truly amazing that women have found a way to infiltrate the success of a man, and relegate him to the basement. Not only have they taken over our lives (just as the Mexicans have the U.S.), but they have given our basements a cute name such as "Man Cave".To that I say arghhh (caveman noise)/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-31725091457909762462009-03-23T20:33:00.003-04:002009-03-23T20:48:17.831-04:00

A smart woman once told me, "A house of cards always falls,..it's a matter of when".  Truer words have never been spoken.A metaphor?  You bet it is.  I have begun to see the tops of the house fluttering apart.  It falls on the face of the oppressed like light snowflakes at the beginning of a blizzard.  Sorry folks, but I have to leave out the details, but myself and many either are very happy

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-14285812291674231942009-03-19T21:57:00.000-04:002009-03-19T21:58:29.236-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-78950146019303191582009-03-17T21:03:00.000-04:002009-03-17T21:04:19.360-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-61349304509019185852009-03-13T18:01:00.002-04:002009-03-13T18:03:20.628-04:00

I'm a fan of both Stewart and Cramer and as such checked it out last night.  I don't know what John Stewart was doing, but being funny wasn't it.  Since Obama has been elected, Stewart has become  more like an extreme leftist, than the hysterical host he had been.RIP, John Stewart's career.

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-10058710124906603942009-03-11T21:27:00.002-04:002009-03-11T21:30:38.147-04:00

I just finished watching this movie which featured the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress winner, Penelope Cruz.  Really?!!  Best Supporting?  C'mon.  She was ok, but the movie was garden variety romantic comedy at best and she acted like a moody hispanic woman.  Wasn't every other hispanic woman available for this role?/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-90584106258694221562009-03-08T15:26:00.000-04:002009-03-08T15:27:38.997-04:00

I ventured out Friday night to be amongst those viewing “The Watchmen” for the first time. The Watchmen, is a 1980’s dark comic novel which is based on a distopia. President Richard Nixon is a five term president, the cold war not only exists, but the world is on the brink of certain nuclear war.We get to know our characters intimately. (If you want to see Silk Specter II’s girlie stuff, you will

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-32336474530423622282009-02-26T20:52:00.003-05:002009-02-26T20:52:52.239-05:00

I am so tired this week.   Why is it you can be tired all day, and yet toss and turn once hitting the bed?/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-64745076482819241242009-02-22T19:40:00.000-05:002009-02-22T19:41:26.095-05:00

I visited Kevin Smith’s live Q and A last night at the Bergen County PAC. These shows by Mr. Smith are never disappointing, as everyone loves it!Kevin covered such topics as:1. The broken toilet.2. What’s up with Ben Affleck.3. How fat he became during Zach and Miri.4. Getting the film to an R rating from an NC-17.5. When Harvey Weinstein attacks6. Jason Mews nude.

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-50282731141533212512009-02-20T20:20:00.003-05:002009-02-20T20:23:19.714-05:00

I wrestled with whether or not post this, and decided to so ONLY so as to educate people that Abuse is still rampant in this world.  It is horrible that this could happen to a woman in this time in human history, but apparently it does.  I'll pray for this woman, and hope the police can bring the culprit to justice.

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-5666644641424336962009-02-16T19:30:00.006-05:002009-02-16T19:53:21.898-05:00

Today, in a stunning move, all car dealerships have decided that they are going to drop their current "haggle-based" business model, in lieu of a "price-tag" model. This news devastated thousands of unemployable car salesman whom, like metermaids, have no other worldly skills or contribution to society. The dealerships stated that they gained the idea for the new business model while shopping

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-82715434892622871392009-02-14T21:28:00.003-05:002009-02-14T22:00:50.333-05:00

Ahh Valentine's Day! A day of love, joy, and oh forgot what I just said,..car shopping! You see folks, my wife is in need of a new car so we though it fitting to drop in to visit a nearby Toyota dealer. What follows is a recap of our day.We arrive at the Car multiplex, which not only has a Toyota dealership, but also a Hyundai, Subaru, Nissan and some others. I should have taken notice that

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-15912915176809005792009-02-14T11:14:00.001-05:002009-02-14T11:14:17.473-05:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-71858792339873585412009-02-13T21:55:00.001-05:002009-02-13T21:55:26.228-05:00

.cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10cHope 'n'

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-20922234934429455142009-02-12T12:53:00.002-05:002009-02-14T22:01:14.608-05:00

Remember when TARP stood for covering a ground or area from the rain? It seemed right. Now, the government seeks it fit to use that term as a means to describe wasting money. To that I say "leave TARP alone!" /TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-21059133621772850692009-02-11T19:44:00.002-05:002009-02-11T20:01:29.508-05:00

The movie with Liam NeesonHis daughter is a spoiled bratShe goes to Paris with a slut and gets kidnapped.No one should go to France, apparently they kidnap all cute girls and resell them.The French Government condones kidnapping.  Liam Neeson shot the bad guys wife,..friggin awesome!!He finds his daughter but gets knocked out when he turns a corner not looking.He escapes from certain death and

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-25970023336532818372009-02-09T20:53:00.002-05:002009-02-09T20:57:38.304-05:00

Man I love going away.  Especially when you leave the day it's 13 degrees and arrive at a place where it's 80 degrees.  This time, it was the Bahamas.  The Bahamas, like everywhere else is feeling the grim effects of the Global economic slowdown.  However, the economy is not as bad as the Governments' assess it to be.  There were plenty of folks spending cash in the Caribbean, albeit less than

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-1086358438922471952009-02-04T21:07:00.000-05:002009-02-04T21:08:32.038-05:00

found this gem on facebook, I might never sleep again.

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-7963948197170946912009-02-01T19:15:00.002-05:002009-02-01T19:17:19.676-05:00

Pittsburgh 10, AZ 0Best Commercial so far is the pepsi commercial where men are beating each other up.  The horse and the dog rock too./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-16887887981205965362009-01-24T11:26:00.004-05:002009-01-24T11:37:30.126-05:00

Circuit City, Linen's and Things, Sharper Image, Foot Locker, Ann Taylor and Pacific Sun all have closed their collective doors in the name of bankruptcy in 2008/early 2009.  Why and how did this happen?  There are a myriad of reason, but first let's explain that typically, it all comes down to how a store affects the consumers psyche.  Let's examine.When you walk into a store, you decide within

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-27696709012167614142009-01-23T23:35:00.003-05:002009-01-23T23:39:50.066-05:00

I have been testing Windows 7 Beta.  As such I will continue to provide you all with updates on the enhancements, and compromises made by Microsoft on this product.Here are today's:It installs rather quicklyThere is little latency whilst opening programs.Tune in later this week for more detailed and riveting updates./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-24407496936119151542009-01-22T23:22:00.003-05:002009-01-22T23:26:10.784-05:00

Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.   I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn't show me dancing around

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-15503859184485609372009-01-19T20:23:00.005-05:002009-01-19T20:35:01.512-05:00

This is as good as it's ever going to get for the president elect.  He is being sworn in tomorrow as savior to the US, and the world.  I for one am very happy about this.  Why, you might ask?  Because as soon as he is worn in, it's all over.  I don't mean that in a negative way, I'm simply stating the truth.You see folks, Barrack has been on the shoulders of the media and citizens alike as a

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-26038409852582815792009-01-16T00:04:00.003-05:002009-01-16T00:13:17.135-05:00

We go to a neighborhood restaurant.  I don't want to give away the name, but it rhymes with Moulihan's.  They try very hard to please the customer.  Too hard I believe, from the moment they signal that it is your turn to be seated (indicated by the grabbing of the menus), the garden variety cute 22 year old opens with "Hello, I'm so and so", please follow me."  What they really should be saying

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-77795770996212610142009-01-04T13:01:00.001-05:002009-01-04T13:01:19.954-05:00

Artie Lange Bayonne Watch - Watch more Entertainment

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-16904654603264716932009-01-04T09:06:00.002-05:002009-01-04T09:14:27.490-05:00

It seems you cannot read a paper, watch the news, or heck, listen to the radio anymore without getting this feeling of impending doom. Let's recap what's going on in the world at this point:Israel is invading the Gaza Strip.Russia is denying energy to countries that are in need.India and Pakistan massing their troops on respective borders.Major earthquake hits Indonesia (7.2)World financial

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-89037913883246674282008-12-30T22:08:00.002-05:002008-12-30T22:19:46.700-05:00

I wish this award could only be given once per year, but I believe I'll continue to beat it to death through 2009 and beyond. Yes, The Moron Awards. Those lovely awards by people one dna strand short of the rest of us. Here's the most recent:A NJ bank robber writes the hold up note on his pay stub. (Star Ledger 12/30/2008)A neighbor on my block falls down as he cuts a beam on his porch(while

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-89682037345672034752008-12-26T19:56:00.002-05:002008-12-26T20:00:29.858-05:00

Ahhhh, what a day it was yesterday! I had a blast. My niece and nephew were both insane with gifts, and I myself felt like a kid again. Was it from watching the kids, eating every cookie in my path, or playing PS3? Neither, it was from getting my very own,...Nintendo DS. I already have 7 games which I was o fortunate enough to receive as gifts. Now, I think I understand what it feels like

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-80185864911701992892008-12-23T18:21:00.001-05:002008-12-23T18:21:36.444-05:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-33336311642643092852008-12-22T20:06:00.002-05:002008-12-22T20:09:48.156-05:00

I was at defcon 4 all day today. I truly might have killed someone if provoked. And by provoked, I mean if someone said hello to me. I believe it all could have been avoided if I was able to get a cup of coffee from D&D this am. I was denied by the looooong line. I then proceeded to use my lunch to go shopping at an area mall. I got the opportunity to be extremely nasty to one woman, but

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-26849270077613590672008-12-16T22:11:00.001-05:002008-12-16T22:12:12.835-05:00

You folks can judge for yourself if it is offensive or not.

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-7090390189831942382008-12-16T21:29:00.000-05:002008-12-16T21:30:04.705-05:00

I went to the Doctors today to get tended to for some sinus thingie. First, you start out in the main waiting room. Then, they give you a false sense of hope by putting you in the limbo room, where no, you don't dance, you wait some more. When my doctor arrived in the second waiting room 30 minutes later (actual time), I was sleeping. Not kidding you, he woke me up. All Doctors should have

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-10864865734692062932008-12-15T21:21:00.005-05:002008-12-16T21:26:08.497-05:00

Ahh, it's that special time of year! Regardless of your religion, there is always the excitement that surrounds,....MY 600TH BLOG POST!! And oh yeah, Christmas, Kwanza, and Channukah (I'm sure I spelled that wrong). So, in typical blog fashion, let me recount some events that have recently transpired in my life. (If you recall, my first blog spoke of how I ate cereal. Don't worry, no one

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-9144076494397247722008-12-14T10:00:00.002-05:002008-12-14T10:01:42.566-05:00

I get emails like this a lot (like most of you). I felt this was needed as the idiot referred to in the cartoon might cost the Giants.

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-66079426489920596362008-12-11T18:02:00.001-05:002008-12-11T18:02:42.609-05:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-77991193061298583042008-12-10T21:37:00.001-05:002008-12-10T21:37:24.764-05:00

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-46753743649471264732008-12-10T21:14:00.000-05:002008-12-10T21:15:22.796-05:00

www.elfyourself.com this is funny stuff.Send your own ElfYourself eCards

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-85289712381414220452008-12-08T20:11:00.001-05:002008-12-08T20:11:38.105-05:00

Hey ladies,..think you are talented,..think again. Thanks Kerry!!

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-86712298680697750442008-12-06T08:55:00.001-05:002008-12-06T08:56:32.214-05:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-539665033394344182008-12-01T20:47:00.000-05:002008-12-01T20:48:26.851-05:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-68300396715808719072008-11-29T16:07:00.002-05:002008-11-29T16:09:50.995-05:00

Alright, I'll say it now. How F$%^ING stupid are people?! Obviously very. A young man was killed on "Black Friday" as throngs of the dumbest Americans stampeded into a Walmart in Long Island to grab the deals. Try them all for murder. Hope that Xbox was worth it you future inmates!Merry F%^&ING Holidays!/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-56536750147823051602008-11-27T10:51:00.003-05:002008-11-27T10:53:49.280-05:00

Happy turkey day everyone. I was running around this morning and here's what went down:Went to Stop and Shop to pick up cooked turkey (yeah biotch!)Forgot stuffing and returned some time later.Picked up folding chairs from Mom's house and listened and nodded to her for 10 minutes.Watched parade and so far I am disappointed that no floats have become disengaged and fly into Pennsylvania.Am

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-36875519768330668962008-11-25T19:33:00.003-05:002008-11-25T19:35:33.162-05:00

Today I checked my FB from the old BlackBerry and wham!!!! I had 10 friend requests, 8 notifications, 4 pokes (none of them pleasurable), 3 drinks, 1 "join the fight" invite, 1 become a twilighter, 5 super pokes (again, not pleasurable), and 5 cowtips.I can't say it enough peeps, keep it simple,..send naked pictures./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-91270612112247732052008-11-25T19:27:00.003-05:002008-11-25T19:32:40.767-05:00

Ahh, Holiday time. The time of year we all act a little nicer, feel more joyous, and somehow feel compelled to spend money incessantly. I'm here to tell you of some fun things you can do around this time of year, to break up the monotony.Sit on Santa's lap for a holiday pic and grab his package right around 'click' timeWhen those kids are outside of grocery stores selling candy,..offer them

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-42749185361538336302008-11-18T22:35:00.002-05:002008-11-18T22:39:40.635-05:00

Would anyone even miss Somalia? I don't believe so. I told people back in the 80's that we should let their starving people starve. No one listened, and now we have pirates. Not the friendly type that sing songs, but the dirty type that steal stuff.I'm glad it's the Arabs problem now, Do the right thing SA!

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-20603027710728435312008-11-18T20:58:00.004-05:002008-11-18T21:01:56.210-05:00

Ok, with the former CEO of Yahoo leaving the office still wiping the $33.00 per share offer off of his face, is there any doubt in your mind that Yahoo is primed to get scapped up by MSFT, GOOG, or heck, even Apple?  It's a done deal, it's a matter of the Stock Market bledding to begin clotting and then, let the LBO's begin./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-69803254911206453672008-11-13T20:47:00.002-05:002008-11-13T20:53:48.195-05:00

I'm on line today doing the self checkout thing. (My preferred method of getting the heck out of the store.)  There's a 20 something-ish spanish woman on line behind me.  She happens to be on her Cell chatting away as if no other human can hear her.  Here's what went down:She was talking to her boyfriend and he told her he was going to a game tonight with his friend...this annoyed her.She then

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-14208032454433632072008-11-08T13:19:00.003-05:002008-11-08T13:24:20.434-05:00

If you've turned on the news (which I DO NOT recommend) you've probably heard that the Auto Industry is requesting for 25Billion in aid.  They state that without this help, they might not make the year.To this I say,..don't let the door hit you on the ass.  I know I sound harsh, but remember, that the U.S. Auto industry had dropped the ball about 2 decades ago.  They failed to innovate where

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-56045083004379821642008-11-02T00:14:00.001-04:002008-11-02T00:14:54.482-04:00

I attended an 11:30am wedding today.  Yes 11:30am.  That means I was dancing and drinking by 12:30pm. Here's a recap of what happened:The groom cried before the bridge even got to the altar.Another guy in the seats was crying too!There were bees everywhere.I accidently took a picture a what some might consider a "hottie"A woman with a horrible voice provided the mealtime entertainment./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-64313201314540012842008-10-30T21:28:00.003-04:002008-10-30T21:30:50.767-04:00

Talk about hidden treasures.  I happened upon this gem in my blockbuster DVD by mail queue.  Get this movie.  It's hysterical.  It has the following:Mexican buddy movieMontage music.boobsok, not bare boobs, but girls jumping in a gymenemies becoming friendsfriends becoming enemies.Sarah Silverman isn't in it./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-58594657221755487932008-10-28T17:17:00.003-04:002008-10-28T17:20:26.033-04:00

I went to NYC today for a work related meeting. First of all,..WOW was it too cold, too early! Second, they should have made those ballplayers finish the game last night!! Come on! You are pro athletes. Football and Soccer is played in everything but lightning! Bunch of overpaid wussies!/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-41968672782359684032008-10-26T21:01:00.002-04:002008-10-26T21:11:26.823-04:00

So last night I'm chilin' at the crib watching the game when all of  sudden the sound of Fire Engines stirs outside my window.I peer out and see two fire-trucks outside the house.  Being the former E.M.T. that I am, i venture outside.  I hang in front of the house and the one firemn, seeing that I look curious, points to the house next door to me.  This is when the show starts.  My next door

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-25746076969830011812008-10-22T20:56:00.002-04:002008-10-22T21:24:40.477-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-38625801044202407462008-10-21T22:14:00.002-04:002008-10-21T22:15:24.387-04:00

How much to step on Diane!!!!! I'll pay!!!!!

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-30206796280342104902008-10-21T22:07:00.002-04:002008-10-21T22:09:13.720-04:00

My friend Kiyo just got back from Japan, and this is an actual bathroom in Japan. How in the hell does a woman negotiate this?/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-90685241163165802232008-10-21T21:15:00.001-04:002008-10-21T21:15:23.294-04:00

Actually horrible is  tough adjective.  Rusty was more like it.  I wanted to throw my clubs after the first two holes, commit suicide by the 5th.  Enjoyed the lovely day by the 10th.  Contemplated killing the Staten Island girls golf team who easily uthit me, and at the final hole, reflected on how much fun it was.Golf is a four letter word./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-35228382910325149232008-10-19T00:46:00.004-04:002008-10-19T00:50:09.613-04:00

No matter what your party affiliation, Sarah Palin did not disappoint Saturday evening.  She not only paid an homage to Jane Curtain/Chevy Case, but she also was able to take abuse, and show amazing strength and poise.  My hat's off to her for doing that show and doing 2 separate segments as well./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-54118378588645493462008-10-11T10:25:00.006-04:002008-10-11T11:03:43.699-04:00

If you're like me, and you wanted to hang yourself this week because you feel that you might not be able to retire until you're 95, there's still hope. I was able to swing my portfolio loss from a 15% to a 10% loss in three days. I did it by shorting the DOW (I'll leave out the details).There are still some undervalued stocks you can look at, and from their excellent growth potential and cash

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-15796770020013488022008-10-06T20:54:00.001-04:002008-10-06T20:54:58.559-04:00

Jim Cramer: Time to get out of stocksBlogged with the Flock Browser

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-16460648758267272032008-10-05T20:37:00.002-04:002008-10-05T20:39:25.863-04:00

OK gutter minds. It's not what you think. I was in Central Park yesterday, and saw a faerie (see pic). Upon tipping her a dollar, she blew pixie dust at me. (I hope that's what it was!)/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-33290888065161043762008-10-02T22:16:00.002-04:002008-10-02T22:18:02.820-04:00

The guy would provide great fodder for SNL and the such.

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-55992272777822532472008-09-28T09:44:00.005-04:002008-09-28T10:03:01.941-04:00

Here I am watching TV this am and I see this lunatic, Tony Little, hawking some product he calls "The Gazelle".This product's advertisement comes complete with gorgeous women exercising on it, as well as several testimonials from folks whom used to be the size of a small aircraft. First, a couple of points: The hot chick on the Gazelle did not get that way from simply being on the

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-90088589400821550712008-09-25T19:56:00.003-04:002008-09-25T19:57:43.337-04:00

Hillary might replace Biden as VP mate.Putin and Chavez to form Nuclear union.World financial markets a friggin wreck.Paris Hilton passed an iq test.It's been a good ride./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-11103631158738717942008-09-21T10:21:00.002-04:002008-09-22T20:19:05.447-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-91707228533527807912008-09-20T22:09:00.002-04:002008-09-20T22:16:59.252-04:00

I had the distinct pleasure today of attending a PeeWee football game. No, it's not a football league for the size challenged. Rather, it is for 7 year olds. My nephew is a player in the league; the Lenape Broncos, I believe. Given the recent cost spikes in NFL prices, perhaps this should be the season ticket of choice for us cash strapped sport enthusiasts. Here are the pros and cons:No

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-73625415020911071532008-09-18T18:32:00.001-04:002008-09-18T18:32:38.785-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-17680853355979564792008-09-17T21:11:00.001-04:002008-09-17T21:11:28.364-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-88883740085850532302008-09-15T17:48:00.000-04:002008-09-15T17:49:23.487-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-60607777415006519882008-09-13T23:37:00.002-04:002008-09-13T23:43:13.637-04:00

Michael Phelps is hoting SNL right now, and I think this guy just might not even be a human. Here's what freaks me out about him:His eyebrows are the size of doormats.  Seriously, if he shaved them, he'd be even faster in the water!He speaks like he's post stroke, but obviously he has some intelligence.Seriously, he speaks like a mental patient.No human can swim that fast.His feet are like

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-89831580467620331422008-09-11T22:06:00.001-04:002008-09-11T22:06:57.592-04:00

Embedded VideoJust when you thought Pam had nothing upstairsBlogged with the Flock Browser

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-4236564736610817332008-09-06T22:11:00.003-04:002008-12-09T22:59:27.308-05:00

If single,..yes I would./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-56386802170498653312008-09-05T23:09:00.000-04:002008-09-05T23:10:02.141-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-33648413037274477192008-09-05T20:22:00.003-04:002008-09-05T20:29:44.024-04:00

Coming home tonight I happened upon a familiar site on NJ Route 78,..TRAFFIC! Yes that mass of automabiles whch forms when 1 ,2 or 3 vehicles bump into on another and either block the road, or perhaps simply form on the side for a quick show.I always hope the folks in the accident are ok, but I don't always feel the same about my fellow traffic drivers. You see a person unto themselves may be

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-48434322809702099472008-09-02T22:20:00.001-04:002008-09-02T22:21:57.787-04:00

This is my cool Wall Clock that I took with me from a job I had previously been at. Awesome!/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-34879796341475324802008-09-01T18:08:00.003-04:002008-09-01T18:15:02.332-04:00

You know folks, with how dumb these reporters are with regards to remaining in the eye of the storm for the sake of getting the report,.....sometimes, I'm routing for the storm.

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-38941811373780183282008-08-31T21:45:00.001-04:002008-08-31T21:45:39.244-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-68646764672387628962008-08-30T17:58:00.002-04:002008-08-30T17:59:13.733-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-85929748335965838242008-08-29T11:13:00.005-04:002008-08-29T11:17:49.393-04:00

It's official folks, the Presidential election is now down to one factor,..hotness. Who is hotter,..Sarah Palin, or Michelle Obama. Technically, I'd do both, but before you cast your vote on 11/11/2008, make sure you've given each of them the once over.Don't vote like an idiot,..do the research./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-46954873069316102252008-08-21T21:33:00.002-04:002008-08-21T21:35:55.474-04:00

This was the best video game ever for the following reasons:The joystick could also be used as a sexual toy for girls.Adventure simply Rocked!!Combat!!The RESET ButtonStacking your cartridges made you feel awesomeI loved the boxes!I miss Atari!!/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-49062447041777895592008-08-19T22:47:00.000-04:002008-08-19T22:48:16.324-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-75281362402453254122008-08-12T21:44:00.002-04:002008-08-12T21:48:38.516-04:00

Apparently they Don't all look alike!The Chinese Government let it be leaked that the young lady pictured above was the actual singer, but she was not "pretty enough" by the People Republic's standards, to sing onstage.Bunch of savages. Can we give them Paris Hilton?/TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-5478557101818256972008-08-11T20:07:00.001-04:002008-08-11T20:08:34.891-04:00

Podcast #57-Putin and Bush cuddle at the Opening Ceremonies

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-68517967534148267402008-08-09T23:12:00.003-04:002008-08-09T23:16:02.077-04:00

Ok, so I finally got around to see Dark Night. Other than the great acting job by Heath Ledger, I didn't like the movie. Here's a list of what I like and didn't:Maggie Gylenhaal gets killed=GOOD (I found out it was only in the movie though)The Joker---Always GOODHarvey Dent-ehhNot enough SonarThe movie was about 20 minutes too long.As far as superhero movies go, it was better than most, but

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-81670407985991522252008-08-06T22:03:00.000-04:002008-08-06T22:04:38.224-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-16781069127965610172008-08-05T21:06:00.001-04:002008-08-05T21:06:58.842-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-60378035980533697552008-08-01T22:01:00.002-04:002008-08-01T22:06:23.910-04:00

I was having a conversation with a drunk woman in a bar a few weeks ago. With me was my wife and some friends. As we were speaking with this lovely person, she picked what just might be the largest wedgie ever (Still awaiting a ruling from Guinness). I have to tiop my cap though, as she continued on with the drunken blabbering whilst de-wedgying(word?).Gotta love Bayonne./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-7127527715453728992008-07-28T21:46:00.003-04:002008-07-28T21:51:04.792-04:00

Well, it's official, I'm married long enough. What do I mean by long enough? Well, I mean long enough where my wife has resorted to using Canine commands to dispense orders to me. Here's a short list:No, No, Sit!! Sit!Bad Tony!You know what you did.In her defense here's her rebuttal as to why she used item #1.Wife: "I told you to sit because you annoyed me!".She chalked it up to PMS. tch tch

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-67820620791222612422008-07-26T00:08:00.002-04:002008-07-26T00:14:28.253-04:00

Tonight I ventured out to watch the new X-Files movie. While not an avid fan of the former Fox TV show, I did occasionally check it out until Duchovny left, and was a fan of the previous film (circa 1999). That being said, this movie simply BLEW.Apparently reading scripts isn't necessary before giving the green light to a motion picture anymore. Rather than have the focal point of the

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-74889295416817833112008-07-24T21:33:00.001-04:002008-07-24T21:33:41.823-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-75071559402123151492008-07-23T21:22:00.001-04:002008-07-23T21:22:41.892-04:00

Alleges Airline Would Not Allow Re-Booking Over Phone; Asking For $5 Million And Class-Action StatusNEW YORK (AP) ― A New York City lawyer is suing Delta Air Lines Inc. for $5 million, claiming the carrier's incompetence and indifference left him stranded in Paris for four days last October during an airport workers' strike.Thomas Mullaney says Atlanta-based Delta refused to let passengers rebook

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-85374549439524304052008-07-18T22:23:00.003-04:002008-07-18T22:25:11.770-04:00

It can't drop far enough for me. Screw those bastards who trade oil!

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-38055769343273010292008-07-16T21:04:00.002-04:002008-07-16T21:04:45.332-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-62622588782191883152008-07-15T21:19:00.003-04:002008-07-15T21:22:25.754-04:00

Ok folks, in my GOW saga, I have made some progress. Here's what happened:I got passed the mean ol' Basilisk.I killed a bunch of Persians, and collected stuff.I saw some cool Cut scenes.I yawned some more.I killed a big mean guy and had sex with two visibly naked game girls (In the game,..I did not cheat on my wife)I killed some more people, and got stuck when a mermaid killed me.Stay Tuned,..

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-15323149981528954042008-07-14T22:25:00.002-04:002008-07-14T22:28:47.972-04:00

I bought GOW for the PSP today. Needless to say, very disappointed with this horrible game. Sure you get to jump around and kill things, but I have been stuck on the first Boss (The basilisk) for two hours and I cannot get passed him. (nor can I be killed) I am extremely bored, so if someone wants this crappy game,..it's yoursHo HuM./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-91933696984891075662008-07-12T09:52:00.000-04:002008-07-12T09:53:19.481-04:00

Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal: For more Dave Barry Click HERE I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-38206942249986885542008-07-11T19:42:00.003-04:002008-07-13T21:57:27.370-04:00

If you've read this blog you know I have the world's worst insomnia (Next to Dave C). That being said I have not slept for nearly three days do to recent night thoughts. Today it all caught up with me.I took an over the counter sleeping pill from CVS at 10pm last night. It kicked in 2.5 hours later. I then barely was able to wake up/go to work this am, but did anyway. All day I felt like

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-21035816729358925682008-07-10T12:01:00.001-04:002008-07-10T19:56:46.165-04:00

I’m in a conference call now. I hate these things. Very Angry Tony with regards to work these days. There are so many words I hate in the workplace. There are as follows: Paradigm Workflow Project Plan Offfline Also today, I finished up training and the person training wore perfume that did the opposite of turn anyone ‘on’. Also, she had the training prowess of a Dead Cat. (I

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-24959722691123259442008-07-02T22:17:00.000-04:002008-12-09T22:59:28.586-05:00

Really, I never want to turn on like this dude./TT

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-89568520287473055802008-06-29T21:05:00.002-04:002008-06-29T21:12:13.875-04:00

Booty Call (Boo-tee, Call)-Adjective1. The art of phoning, or 'texting' a person for the sole purpose of Sexual Activity.2. To attempt a communication with a party, to persuade them to provide sexual pleasure, and promptly afterward, followed by a "Walk of Shame".3. The call stated above usually occur between the hours of 11pm through and including 4:30am.(Webster's has not officially backed

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6562104.post-51023030908100971062008-06-27T08:29:00.001-04:002008-06-27T08:30:55.030-04:00

T.T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15947805700374261366noreply@blogger.com0